Marketing isn’t rocket science.
It’s brain surgery.
Picture yourself at the head of a long mahogany table with silver candelabras and a scattering of fresh rose petals strewn about.
The House of 8grape is a New York City branding, advertising, and marketing agency that amplifies companies who are built to last.
We don’t run campaigns.
We help build ecosystems.
Patrons : House of 8grape
Past and Present
Connect — when you’re ready.
The types of clients
we DO NOT serve:
Do not have at least $5,000 for change,
please call someone else.If you need to revise work on the
weekends, please do not contact us.If you think we aren’t worth the price,
go use Fiverr, or ChatGPT.If you are used to micromanaging
consultants and expert advice, please
leave now.
We won’t waste your time.
Don’t waste ours. Thank you.

