Marketing isn’t rocket science.

It’s brain surgery.

Picture yourself at the head of a long mahogany table with silver candelabras and a scattering of fresh rose petals strewn about.

The House of 8grape is a New York City branding, advertising, and marketing agency that amplifies companies who are built to last. 


We don’t run campaigns

We help build ecosystems.

For businesses that look for results, not applause.

8grape is for founders, executives, and operators who are done with being mediocre. They are businesses that are ready for growth, and seek to look and be taken as serious as they are.


We are not for everyone.

We are for the ones who are ready.


Read more about the work we do.

Then when you are ready…
Email : yes@8grape.com

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The types of clients
we DO NOT serve:

  1. Do not have at least $5,000 for change,
    please call someone else. 

  2. If you need to revise work on the
    weekends, please do not contact us. 

  3. If you think we aren’t worth the price,
    go use Fiverr, or ChatGPT. 

  4. If you are used to micromanaging
    consultants and expert advice, please
    leave now.

We won’t waste your time

Don’t waste ours. Thank you.