Marketing isn’t rocket science.

It’s brain surgery.

Rockets follow physics. Clients follow their brain’s: feelings, deep desires, trends, their sister’s opinion, and whatever they saw at 2am on their phone

So, most brands that struggle today
seem to share the same symptoms:
they’re writing at people, not for them.

This isn’t a business problem.
This is a clarity problem. We
find the disconnect. We fix it.

And unlike actual surgery,
you’ll be wide awake
to see it work.

8grape is for founders, executives,
managers and operators who are done with being mediocre. They
are looking for expertise and
excellent results.

We’re focused on finding
businesses that look for
results, not applause.

If you are looking for someone
to execute a vanity project,
be an order-taker, or just want
a pro to validate some used
ideas that have been applied
1000s of times before, we’re
not the firm for you.

And, we’re not for everyone.

We are for companies that
are ready for real change
and want more customers.

3 Current Projects

Case Study

  • We are conducting a follow-up Guerrilla Marketing campaign for a dental practice called β€œAboutFaceDentalMedSpa.com‍” for Dr. Pedro. These printed flyers will be left on the windshields of white cars in parking lots in Staten Island.

    The campaign will LAUNCH next week.

  • We’re assisting Sabina with an Unlimited‍ Brand, Advertising, and Marketing program to move her 3-year old company into a $2,000,000 per year brand. This will take us 2 years to do.

    We speak her regularly, several times per week, making improvements to her billing, presentation(s), website, social media accounts, and discuss her in-person outreach.

    So long as she continues to follow our carefully crafted, step-by-step Plan + Strategy‍ program, she’ll be there in just about two years. By then she’ll be serving all five NYC boroughs and the entire NJ state area

    We designed her brochure too.

    Most importantly, we are having fun doing it. ‍

  • We’re been working with Chef Mike from the beginning on his next gen. brand. It’s been 5 years.

    To see how he took a β€˜leap of faith,’ with $1,500 investment before we proceeded to 11X that amount, in his 2022 case study > here.

    We wanted to increase his business by $150,000. per year so, we offered him an Unlimited : Plan + Strategy‍ to achieve this goal. This includes an entire β€œFreshen up” of his website, menus, and other brand assets.

    We’ve built a mutual trust and bond over the last 5 years and we expect to achieve his new milestone: $150K increase before 2026 ends.

    He has come to dominate the private + personal catering business, capturing the hearts and minds of the Staten Islanders, and even some areas in NJ (@281 events in 2025).

    His recent purchase of our new program assures that 8grape is ALL-IN to help him get there, before we expand into Brooklyn and Manhattan next.


Read more about the work we do.

Then when you are ready…
Email : yes@8grape.com

Types of clients
we DO NOT serve:

  1. A company that does not have at
    least $5,000 for change, please
    call someone else. 

  2. If you need to revise work on the
    weekends, please do not contact us. 

  3. If you think we aren’t worth the price,
    go use Fiverr, or ChatGPT. 

  4. If you are used to micromanaging
    consultants with expert advice
    and decades of experience,
    please leave now.

We won’t waste your time

Please don’t waste ours.

Thank you.

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